Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys
Most of my life is spent researching & selling high-quality, awesome sex toys at Early to Bed and Early to Rise, but I often come across crazy shit that I just have to add to the Museum. Things that are just funny, look scary or are even so offensive they are just calling out for comment.
Apr 20 '12
Apr 6 '12
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This is called a Happy Hippo Cockring.
Not only does it look just a little too much like my kid’s toys, but IT DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY!
(Shots Toys Happy Hippo. Photo from East Coast News)
Nov 2 '11
Oct 11 '11
Aug 22 '11
Aug 21 '11
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A line of toys modeled from trans performer Jesse
After all my bitching about the way that a certain company was selling their line of toys modeled after trans performed Mia Isabella, I was pleased to see that California Exotic Novelties has a line that is sold just like any other toy. They obviously felt no need to overly fetishize this woman or make the folks who are into trans women feel like extra skeevey perverts.
http://calexotics.com/p-23229-transsexual-jesse-rock-hard-cock-balls.aspx
Aug 7 '11
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Today in “Sex Toys that are Freakishly Proportioned” : The Butt Banger (with enormous cock included).
Jul 21 '11
Jul 20 '11
Jul 15 '11